Pencil Pushing Butt-Hole Lover

The new guy at work that kisses up to the boss so he can show you up or take your job.

Phil: New guy is a pencil pushing butt-hole lover.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.

by PooponPoop October 14, 2011

pencil wenis

an obnoxiously under proportioned penis belonging to a boy who is blissfully unaware of the lack of his own girth

OMG his pencil wenis barely registered!!!

by ex-hole July 4, 2009

Pencil Slanger

A male who has a penis the size of a pencil.

I couldn't help but laugh when that pencil slanger whipped it out as if he were Mandingo!

by The Rennaisance Woman October 17, 2009

Pencil Grinder

a sex position in which the female stands on her head while the male inserts his penis into her rectum then begins to "spin it like a top".

KT got put into the Pencil Grinder position!

Imagine a praying mantis making love to a butterfly.

by kiidtyphoon January 9, 2011

mental pencil

Making temporary note of something in your cranium

Dave: "What was the name of the girl you took home last night?"

JimmyGumJobs: "Don't know, only wrote her name down in mental pencil, won't see her again."

by gymsmyth June 1, 2010

pencil beak

1.noun. large and pointed nose or chin. 2.noun. an over hanging with a rough wall. 3. vb. (pencil beaking) smelling a liquid by sticking your nose in it.

1. She is has a pencil beak. 2. Don't fall off the pencil beck. 3. Are you pencil beaking your soup.

by VanDrako June 2, 2010

Pencil Shanked

Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.

You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.

"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."

Steve: "F*CK!"

Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"

Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"

by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014