Lego

After a landmine the worst thin that can happen to your foot. It can save you from an uncle trying to rape you at night.

"Uncle Benjamin wanted to rape me at night. But he stepped on a Lego and died."

by Alsace-Lorraine=german 1871 May 23, 2019

Lego dildo

For boys a Lego flag pole into the uncircumcised pp

I had a Lego dildo when I was a child and high heels because my mom wanted me raped

by Cody5050 January 31, 2022

Lego

Some people have lego city’s, those people are insane. Building a 500 piece lego set takes me around 12 months. Let alone a “explicit limited edition 999999 piece Taj Mahal set”

Wanna build legos with me? No I want to stay mentally sane.

by Imburiedinsnowhelp February 21, 2021

Lego

A secret you’ll never know. ;)

Ah Lego, yeah!

by cjeonebthd March 19, 2023

LEGO Dimensions

this one video game from 2014 that is a crossover like multiversus or LEGO fortnite. Everybody named Daelan really likes this game.

hey man daelan just told me about this game called Lego Dimensions. I don’t know why daelan likes it so much

by pink_lasagna June 27, 2024

Lego Transformer

A "Lego Transformer", or, more specifically, "Lego Transformer MOC" (My Own Creation), is a figure made out of Lego that transforms. Their quality range goes from the most well engineered transformation on a figure that has a creative name and a beautiful alt and robot mode, all the way to a lanky, skinny and "Kibble"-full articulation mess whose alt mode consists of the robot doing a really stretched yoga pose and a LOAD of "Parts-forming".

Although, through a partnership between Lego and Hasbro (creators of transformers)a Lego set was made that resulted in a nice and "G1" toy inspired "Optimus Prime"

"Woah Timmy, that's a really nice Lego Transformer figure you made there!

Thanks daddy, it turns into a car!

"Ok, so, this is my most time consuming Lego Transformers MOC build yet, it got 1307 pieces and has 26 steps to turn it into a (generic tank), but not only that, it also got rachet joints!"

by Mr. Transformers and Lego fan January 23, 2023

Lego

A block

Let's play lego

by LEGOMAAM May 28, 2021