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Goon Squad

The word has two meanings. One is a group of goofy guys, usually from a town that is disliked. The other is A gang of straight thugs. Dude's you know not to mess with.
1. I went into A town the other day. . .you wouldn't believe the goon squad i saw. straight Faggets!

2. Dude i'd hate to mess with Weezy and his Goon Squad
by G Bo$$ July 17, 2009
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Wayne Gooned

To be unable to stand, walk, or speak, making one forget last nights party from the influence of alcohol.
She was so wayne gooned she cannot remeber making out with the other female
by Wayne Gooned August 25, 2010
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goon time

Goon time jt basically is G time . Goon time is when all the real gangstas come out
I'm tired , aye nah it's goon time 💯
by BIG DOZR December 24, 2017
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Snow Goon

Northern hemisphere lowlife. Does less than legal activities in the winter months. Likely a construction worker, generally has a snowmobile and ATV. Mud tires on his pickup that’s worth more than his house. Commonly has monster import stickers on his steering wheel. Decent to average size penis length, above average girth.
Yo, Craig’s wife got knocked up by a Snow Goon.
by Thunderdick December 3, 2021
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Super Goon

Typically young, 15-21 year old male who wears a hooded sweatshirt and often walks or stands with his hood up and hands in pockets, where he is almost always clutching a short barreled handgun. Super goons enjoy small caliber, .380 or .22. Super goons are often selectively mute, they utter short phrases at most and certainly NEVER talk to police under any circumstances, even under interrogation. They are nocturnal and extremely elusive- can often appear or disappear into the darkness with ease. Often the culprit behind crime spikes in cities, a super goon may be the last person you see in your life, if you have cheated the wrong person
This dude Andre sold me lean that turned out to be shampoo, he won’t enjoy his hustle for long- I’ve got my super goons parked on his street
by Jiiiimboo June 27, 2021
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Red Goon

"Why would you drink red goon it tastes like the devil's piss?"
by shesparalytic October 26, 2018
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aqua goon

"aqua goon", referring to a minion, of the player Aquadorix in N the jojo game.
This kid is an aqua goon, he's helping him.
by N Blacks July 19, 2023
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