Goon Squad

The word has two meanings. One is a group of goofy guys, usually from a town that is disliked. The other is A gang of straight thugs. Dude's you know not to mess with.

1. I went into A town the other day. . .you wouldn't believe the goon squad i saw. straight Faggets!

2. Dude i'd hate to mess with Weezy and his Goon Squad

by G Bo$$ July 17, 2009

Snow Goon

Northern hemisphere lowlife. Does less than legal activities in the winter months. Likely a construction worker, generally has a snowmobile and ATV. Mud tires on his pickup that’s worth more than his house. Commonly has monster import stickers on his steering wheel. Decent to average size penis length, above average girth.

Yo, Craig’s wife got knocked up by a Snow Goon.

by Thunderdick December 3, 2021

Wayne Gooned

To be unable to stand, walk, or speak, making one forget last nights party from the influence of alcohol.

She was so wayne gooned she cannot remeber making out with the other female

by Wayne Gooned August 25, 2010

Goon-wagon

The ultimate version of a goon

A goon-wagon is someone who takes goon name to a whole new level.

"Hey that dude is a goon"

"Naw man, he is a goon-wagon"

by goonwagon October 2, 2014

dastardly goon

an individual who is truly a wicked wrongdoer. They are widely regarded as an embodiment of sinisterness and evil.

ibo’s dastardly goons jumped and severely injured a sneak disser.

by ibohammed eshak October 21, 2021

Broadway Goons

Local Gang in Clarksburg, West Virginia. Known for distribution of illicit substances and roaming the streets at night. The name comes from the district they live in; “ Broadway Avenue “

“ Ay did you see the Broadway Goons roaming the streets last night? “

by S8BG4L April 14, 2022

Super Goon

Typically young, 15-21 year old male who wears a hooded sweatshirt and often walks or stands with his hood up and hands in pockets, where he is almost always clutching a short barreled handgun. Super goons enjoy small caliber, .380 or .22. Super goons are often selectively mute, they utter short phrases at most and certainly NEVER talk to police under any circumstances, even under interrogation. They are nocturnal and extremely elusive- can often appear or disappear into the darkness with ease. Often the culprit behind crime spikes in cities, a super goon may be the last person you see in your life, if you have cheated the wrong person

This dude Andre sold me lean that turned out to be shampoo, he won’t enjoy his hustle for long- I’ve got my super goons parked on his street

by Jiiiimboo June 27, 2021