Just about the hottest thing you can find on this planet. It mixes the two greatest things - pastry and intercourse. Also, another word for someone who is very good in bed.
by LexiLovin July 28, 2012

When you take a fat shit on your significant other , then splooge directly on top of the poop creating a yummy glazed no-bake.
by LimpDickDanny November 5, 2022

When a beverage company salesman has the easiest job but bitches and moans about it to the hardworking merchandisers. They have not just a cake job but a cupcake job.
by The Red Hairon November 2, 2015

Pussywaffle cupcakes proceeded to rip of a man's skin and wear it while simultaneously eating his spleen and dancing.
by Aredisnxu7xjksk November 8, 2017

a cupcake fan is someone who is WAAAAY into a fandom / celebrity. they often focus on been noticed by their fav and constantly asking you to like their recent. they overuse simple emojis, and they may sometimes make terrible edits on knock off video editor apps. nobody likes them because they are cringe and annoying.
“I love Shawn Mendes soo much!😣😣😣😍😍😍❤️😘😢”
“aalwaysmendes is such a cupcake fan. she does too much in the fandom”
“aalwaysmendes is such a cupcake fan. she does too much in the fandom”
by pariswtflmao May 27, 2020

by thebroski45 September 9, 2016

something or someone that can be sweet but can be very sassy. someone that is doing nice things but then oop switch it up she’s sassing it up.
by it’sACbeach January 12, 2020
