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testical diddler

1. Referring to a masterbating male.

2. Referring to a homosexual male.

3. Referring to a homeless man named Richard, who can't get any pussy.
a. "Little Johnny is going through puberty, now we have to watch for him in the bathroom. He's a testical diddler."

b. "Look at those testical diddlers!"

c. "I lost my job, what if I become a testical diddler?!"
by big anna January 1, 2010
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testackle

an injury occuring in sports (particularly football or rugby) in which the ball carrier is hit or tackled and injures his testicles in the process
Dude, last night at the game I got testackled so hard I thought they had fallen on the ground!
by Jacob1012 December 1, 2009
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Testicas

For when you really want to use the word "Testicles" in a shit talking statement (or any general statement)...but realize as a female you dont have any!
Denae should get the perks because she had the Testicas to ask first.....
He's such a pussy, his girlfriend has bigger testicas then he does...
by ChelseaAnn October 9, 2010
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Testicularnovaginus

When a female employee over compensates to try and
be like the boys. Often caused by "Daddy issues".
Started in Print shops in Minnesota in the 1990s,
this condition often causes screws, nuts, and bolts to
snap off. Also know as a repair debutant.
Debbie over tightens everything because she suffers from
testicularnovaginus.
by Butch Clever September 13, 2011
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testical flap

An insult commonly used to comeback to the insult butt nugget
That's a hot testical flap
by real tyler October 15, 2013
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testicle licker

Someone who salivates over one's testicles
John Rush loves Erich's balls. What a testicle licker.
by dewsax November 22, 2013
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testicle hopper

1.Some one who is so smug about the size of their testicles that they practically hop around on them like a hippity hop.

Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.

2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.

Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
Look I. Definition for ex. Of testicle hopper
by The lovely testicle hopper January 10, 2014
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