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Stocking

person 1: stocking is so bad bruh
person 2: word bro, best goth chick ever
by ewadewaewaewa January 30, 2024
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Stroking your shit

Jimmy, did I just catch you stroking your shit?
I'm stroking my shit, I got lotion on my dick right now
by buttfart33 November 17, 2023
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Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis
I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!
by buttfart33 November 30, 2023
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stroking the jetpack

Obviously this is referring to stroking your penis aka masturbating.

aggressive foreplay

jerking off on a airplane (3 mile high solo club)
defining, "stroking the jetpack." "i was stroking my jetpack while the hot gym teacher was inside her office.

ahhhh god damn dudeee thats grossss."
by TheRea_ist August 18, 2024
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storkin it

The act of ejaculating inside a box and sending it to your significant other.
Jack: Me and Sadie are trying to get pregnant.

Shaun: She lives on the opposite side of the country, how?

Jack: I'm storkin it
by CornDogg07 April 19, 2024
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Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area
“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”
by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024
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Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area
The trucker was stroking it blind since it was dark
by Heather Kerns May 1, 2024
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