stroke

To have a slow wank.

"Dude, today's been so quick, when I go home I'm gonna stroke."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Mid-stroke

The act of being midway through a stroke.
Stroke referring to stroking the penis.

Steven: OMFG WTF ARE YOU DOING!!
Matt: OMG DUDE!
Steven: Put that away!
Matt: You caught me mid-stroke D:

by MIDSTROKEMATT August 21, 2011

stoked

excited, psyched, pumped up

in response to something that makes you excited: "I know, i'm so stoked."

by Ian April 4, 2003

clit stroker

Girl's left hand index finger, while her right hand index finger is deep in cunt country!!

Janie, let me smell your clit stroker! It makes me ejaculate in my pants!!

by The Stinker July 18, 2006

Stoked

To be excited about something.

I am stoked about going to california!

by John WR August 12, 2005

Stroned

The effect of smoking marijuana or chopping wood. A person becomes "stroned" when they have smoked themselves nearly retarded. Way past high!

We all got stroned and masturbated together. I guess we were way too high. That was weird.

by Fester Festrian July 7, 2004

stroke it

(V) Another term for male masturbation

Sean likes to stroke it in bed in front of a piture of his dad.

by Sean_is_a_basterd.net.com.org October 23, 2003