stiff noodle

When you over cook Ramen noodles to the point where they return to their original form.

Kid: Mom what's taking so long!

Mother: Sorry (random child name) I had to make another pot of Ramen. The first batch got stiff noodle.

by Mandarin0310 July 27, 2017

Stiff

A person that cannot be knocked out in a street fight

"Damn Tyric is stiff as fuck"

by cowboykidnas April 11, 2018

Stiffin

A drunken motion of a dude in your group who’s self conscious about being around 5 foot 5 inches but it’s more because he walks around downtown with his boys in the same bumbling sloppy motion that their 5 inch dick wiggles in his power rangers underwear. These types of people are rumored to grow landing strips in their taint areas.

He walk around with his arms dangling around like a T-Rex or.. is This nigga Stiffin?

by Mojoprick January 12, 2019

stiff lincoln

A crisp 5 dollar bill used for hush money.

Billy gave Samantha a stiff Lincoln to keep her mouth shut. #notmetoo

by Yomommaisphat July 25, 2019

stiff wood

When your morning wood hard tho

me "looks at pants"

Ah iv got the morning stiff / stiff wood

by stiffwood November 4, 2019

Stiff

When someone fine as hell

Kailey: you stiff as hell 🥵
Brandon: preciate ya 😁

by yessssirrrrrrr December 28, 2019

Stiff

A name used to describe a member of the selfless Abnegation faction in the Divergent trilogy. The word stiff describes their plain, boring lives since they don't believe in self pleasures. Abnegation doesn't indulge and are hard to bend out of their ways.

“You think my first instinct is to protect you. Because you're small, or a girl, or a Stiff. But you're wrong."

by Dauntless Daughter of Athena July 29, 2020