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Advanced Stranger

Similar to the stranger. The Advanced Stranger is the masturbation technique where you place yourself on a bar stool, trap your NON-DOMINATE forearm under your thigh and curl your wrist upward to jerk off.Preforming this technique offers A LOT of sensations. Numbness in that extremity, compression of chest cavity to limit breathing (autoerotic asphyxiation), you may see STARS due to blood being rushes to your head from leaning over, all while trying to maintain your balance. CAUTION: this technique may result in injury and/or death and cause Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, or TMS.
PARAMEDIC: How did you crack your head open? ME: i was preforming the ADVANCED STRANGER and leaned over to far, striking my head on the corner of the counter top. PARAMEDIC: that explains all the blood and semen on the floor!
by Dougtwin September 16, 2017
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Whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger

Literally whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger as simple as that
Yo marcus just killed the whole north korean army with a pistol and somehow survived
Damn you know what they say "Whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger" must be a really strange boi
by lol xd xd 123 456 November 21, 2021
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Stranger Dick

When you going through a hard time with your wife. And you have to get in shape loose a little weight. Then you fuck you wife like she’s never been fucked before. To just let her know that it’ll be alright if she wants to leave you.
Bitch, last night the hubby and I had the best sex we have had in years! It was like fucking a stranger dick!
by Guac Poppin February 2, 2024
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hello there stranger

Just a group chat with 3 asshole sisters in it
by Katiiebugg August 13, 2017
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When your schools fly a finnish flag from the flag poles with a finnish swastika flag on it to warn of immediate school shootings.
The international stranger alarm will keep the laws intact first scream abelijck
by Cody5050 December 16, 2022
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Hot stranger

A person who you do not know stranger that you consider to be hot or attractive.
You're walking down the street with your friend; "oh hey look at that hot stranger"

" oh yeah he/she is hot!"
by Centralpseudonymperk June 26, 2016
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Stranger things

Watching stranger things is a code word for when you're making out with someone
"She told me they were watching stranger things;) last night"
by Summertime thingzzz October 24, 2019
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