Steadyz

An amazing hybrid. Very fast switches, and an overall amazing Runescape player.

You're such a noob, learn to be a Steadyz.

by Niggermonkey August 24, 2011

Polish Straddle

In finance, a Polish Straddle is an investment strategy involving the purchase/sale of particular option derivatives and/or shares that completely cancel each other out.

W: I'm long 500 shares of BAC at $7 and short 5 call options with a strike price of $7.

A: So you're net long 0 shares.

W: ... ... ... Doh!

A: Ahh the Polish Straddle strikes again!

by The Polish Straddler August 28, 2011

meeting steady

Is meeting a person with out any strings attached and continues on to fine out more about the person before going into a comited relationship.

However can also mean meeting one person for a long period of time whilst still meeting other people but the usual is meeting one person is like a relationship.....

Sarah: oh where meeting steady
Aidan: yeah just me and you no strings attached

by mr mo6 November 16, 2013

stray

is another word for cigarette meaning stray from the pack

Hey man can i get a stray.

by jay diz September 3, 2005

stray

A man (or woman) whose sexual preference is difficult to perceive just by looking at them or their circumstances. He/she might be straight, might be gay. Not a metrosexual because he could be gay, you don't know. Most likely this person is bisexual.

A: I knew that hot guy was straight! Just look at him chatting up that girl over there!

B: No, he's still a stray, we're in West Hollywood (boy's town), he's probably asking her what she thinks of Orlando Bloom's ass!

by Astrid September 30, 2005

Steady Eddie

Easy Now, Don't even go there.

"I think you are an idiot and i want to kill you" Steady Eddie.

by Ray Russell December 31, 2004

The Stray Cat

You get wet slobbery head but pour foaming soap all over your dick then you blow your load in her eyes to she screams and goes mad. Punch her in the face so shes knocked out and then you penetrate her pussy and get it all foamy. So now she looks like a stray cat with rabies and was hit by a car.

Trash-bagging is also a valid option at the end.

Guy one: "Dude me and this hooker went so hardcore lastnight but i didnt have any money so i gave her The Stray Cat"
Guy two: "Yo man that's sick, I hope you tossed her in the Chesapeake though, right?"
Guy one: "You know it man!"

by houssizzle January 21, 2010