Stonedly

stohnd-lee

To feel both stoned and lonely (for a specific person, for company, for a stoner bud, for your cat, etc).

Adverb
1. After smoking a bowl alone, Lily stonedly watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
2. Dave sat staring stonedly at the other couples at the party, missing his partner.

Adjective
1. "How are you feeling, man?" "Pretty stonedly, that's why I called you."

2. "I shouldn't have gotten high alone, man. I'm so stonedly I'm considering calling a hooker!" "Stop calling me at work, Paul".

by Cowtocracy September 22, 2016

Stoned

A method of execution where the person being executed is tied to a pole, and people around throw rocks at said person.

The crook was stoned to death because he was guilty of murder

by Youngster Calvin September 19, 2016

stoned Philosopher

The full background and reason for the very existence and funcuality of the most innate objects—usually sounds stupid except to the philosopher

Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”

Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”

by LuckDog November 29, 2017

stove digger

a man whose pursues relationships with women solely for their cooking.

Henry hung out at chef’s conventions looking for dates, he was a dedicated stove digger.

by pzp December 19, 2017

Stoned

When millions of people throw stones at you and your body then adsorbs them

“I got so stoned last night. The kind where people throw stones at you.”

by UrbanJohn07 June 9, 2018

Stoned

Drunk as fuck! Probably on crack or some shit. Pretty high though, maybe a few drinks.

I was so stoned last night

by KermitZeeFrog June 27, 2018

stoned

Something you only truly know if you've been it.

"fuck im so stoned that i just wanna lay back with my music n do nothin"

by long bong silvers October 30, 2018