Wichita husband shanking

The result of a good husband going to work and listening to some friends talk shit all night and then coming home and reciting that shit.

A husband that works at Sears with R.C. and Dave comes home reciting all the shit that they have put into his head. His wife decided to give him the Wichita husband shanking.

by AnglAnnie February 17, 2008

shanking

Screwing. Comes from the fact a pecker is a shank.

I was shanking that babe I met in a bar the other night.

by Tom LaBelle September 15, 2004

Shinging

The noise you make when you’re stabbing someone!

I was “shinging” them when they tried to steal my food.

by Stealthina April 12, 2019

to save your sinking Titanic

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework
son: go away. im off to a friend's house
mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

by Sexydimma February 7, 2020

thinking outside the box

The thoughts a male has during intercourse to delay his impending ejaculation. Examples include sports, work, movies and his grandmother's loose, grungy, mothball ridden cunt.

Mike 2: Dude I came in like .08 seconds last night, my wife was pissed.

Mike 1: Guess you weren't thinking outside the box!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants June 29, 2017

spinking

When people are talking their stream of consciousness out loud, usually women and especially mothers.

"Right, I need to get some toothpaste, then I need to go to the launderette, then get some petrol blah blah yabber yabber"

"Shut yer trap ma, you're spinking again"

by evz May 20, 2008

positive thinking

Something upper middle class who do not deal with the brunt of unfettered capitalist exploitation as the working class love. A crutch for people who believe in pseudo-science "mind over matter" new age baloney. For people too weak of mind for skepticism and realism. New agers will often go as far to victim blame people with chronic illness like chronic fatigue and people suffering from cancer that they "thought themselves sick". Clearly need a to understand how evidence based medicine works and that supplements are not magic fairy dust pills.

The book "The Secret" made lots of money selling this "positive thinking" tripe.

by Socialist Dude November 5, 2013