Stinky Starfish

The phrase to describe someone's unwashed and or dirty butthole.

"Eugene has a very stinky starfish."

by deimos227 February 21, 2024

Spicy Starfish

When you try anal after a curry.

Yo man, she must of had curry for lunch my bellend was burning from her spicy starfish.

by Spasmo1 May 27, 2022

Jefferson Starfish

When you're so drunk you just flop on the bed in a starfish formation and you listen to a number of classic band like Jefferson Starship.

My partner is so pissed at me, I came home a little tipsy last night and Jefferson starfished on the bed and they had to sleep on the couch. Apparently, there wasn't enough space with me like that.

by Robert longwood June 14, 2025

Neutron Starfish

Like a neutron star it is highly compacted, it is a great retraction, a massive tightening.
The starfish references the anus, therefore a Neutron starfish is a massive contraction of ones anus.

The idea of contracting the beer virus gives me a neutron starfish.

Going to the store and finding no toilet paper gives me the neutron starfish.

When your mom hits on me I get a neutron starfish.

by iduntcare March 18, 2020

wet starfish

When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and decides to pee inside her butthole.

Guy 1: hey man have you ever put it in a girls butt?

Guy 2: Yeah, but I usually give her a wet starfish just to be a douche bag.

by The real mike jones December 13, 2014

The Starfish

When a man cums on the wall and proceeds to jump and stick to the wall with his arms and legs spread out to represent a starfish.

"Sponge-bob wanted to be patrick so he did the starfish"

by Flamingzombie3 September 02, 2022

the starfish

the rarest sleeping position. named after the starfish sea creature, you put your arms behind your head and spread out your legs. not very space effective, but comfortable enough.

"the starfish is the rarest sleeping position. most favor the fetal position."

by fellownapper April 09, 2021