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move the squishmellows

moving the squishmellows entails having sex on someone else's futon. The squishmellows get moved out of common decency and to make more space on the futon.
"how was your weekend with your boyfriend?"

"it was really good!"

"Did you move the squishmellows?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Yessss the squismellows were moved!"
by Josephina cuntina September 26, 2021
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Laslow the Squishmallow

the ultimate autism creature. he is a silly goofy little guy and everyone loves him. he dances to his own groove. we love him. Laslow slays everyday.
hey did you see Laslow the Squishmallow today? he was slaying.
by silly goofy rascal December 13, 2022
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Squash Pocket

I'm horny. I better find me a squash pocket to creampie.
by coxtroker April 2, 2009
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squashmangle

To teabag with such force to go faster than the speed of light and break the sound barrier, then ultimatly killing your opponent leaving no trace of evidence.
squashmangle or in other words squashmanglling is very very tiring and you need to est alot before tring this. Do not try this at home. Its better to use at school
by lukaza99 June 15, 2011
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squash banana

Crazy Monkey: Asante Sana, SQUASH BANANA
by Kookie Katie April 19, 2018
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squeshy

A personal attribute of someone that is pleasurable to squeeze. A firmness with just the right amount of give.
I love to hug and squeeze my hubby because he is just so squeshy!
by eck0731 March 5, 2018
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Squiskèt

A Squiskèt is both a noun and a verb. If one has a meaty Squiskèt they achieve the highest level of respect and honor. It is important to beware of popping one's Squiskèt - this can be quite lethal and must be treated medically, emotionally, and psychologically as soon as possible. For if one pops their Squiskèt, there is no cure. If you notice someone who is about to pop their Squiskèt, it is your responsibility as a fellow Squiskètier to inform them.
for example, if at a Boustans - with the homies - you notice those three meaty Squiskèts of different variety - turning and roasting, building pressure and ready to pop. You must inform (as we did) the Squiskèt guardians that their Squiskèts are dangerously close to popping. Thus preserving your Squiskètier status.

- "excuse me sir, your Squiskèt is about to blow. From one Squiskètier to another I'm a little concerned."
by Dave the diret October 26, 2018
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