Retard Frog Squirl

is a species on the evolutionary chain as the result of a mutant fish and a retarded squirl having butt sex.

A mutant fish that crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands found it nessesary to have butt sex with a retarded squirl to make the "Retard Frog Squirl".

by sober_noob August 22, 2009

squirrel butt

Person who acts stupid. Some of the ways to be a squirrel butt:
1. Stealing other people's made up words
2. Taking people's stuff
3. Taunting people
4. Making fun of friends

Dude1: You are so weird! Haha! Look at the weird kid!
Dude2: Shutup, man. You're such a squirrel butt !

by LiveUrLife_Randomosity February 11, 2009

squirrel looking for a nut

A term for a guy looking to get his rocks off with a chick.

When Mike D. and Billy went to the bar Mike commented that he was horny. Billy said that Mike was always horny. Mike stated, "I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut".

by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007

Squirrel

word used to inform a bro of the presence of a hot girl who's close by without saying terms like "that chick" or "cute girl" that get her attention and turn her off to you.

Dude 1: Bro. Squirrel. Twelve o' clock.

*Hottie walks by unknowingly being checked out*

Dude 2: Hell yeah!

by Tehsmexynest May 6, 2011

squirrel

a code name for a girl youve just "called" or targeted for yourself

"see her? squirrel!

...thats my squirrel."

or

"hey man that was my squirrel you just hit on"

by henryyyzie September 21, 2007

Squirrel Friend

A good female friend, tight girl buddy. You are not BFFs, but you are close enough to share the casual crap of daily life.

OMG what a shit day at the office! I'm calling my squirrel friends to meet me for happy hour.

by thepipster November 27, 2012

Squirk

When a woman obtains an orgasm simply by squeezing her thighs and thinking erotic thoughts.

Did you see Adriana? She squirked after she saw Professor Taylor.

Yurie squirks everytime she thinks about Caroline.

by Melissa88 December 26, 2008