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Spontaneonisim

Jamal relies on his Spontaneonisim to survive in school
by Peter Teriyaki August 11, 2018
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Splinter sucker

Cocksucker, someone who enjoys sucking a dick,oral sex
Yehaa I am the best god damn splinter sucker in south Wales
by Djruffglove September 14, 2018
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Spoink

That dress is looking very spoink/spoinky today
by Kaden peltarino November 4, 2018
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Spoinkin the boink

The act of preforming oral sex
Nancy is really experienced with spoinkin the boink”
by Smolkittybean February 6, 2019
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Spontanegrity

Genuine spontanaety. Inclusion of spontanaety and integrity. Opposite of forced or taught spontanaety which should never have been imposed on us by teachers who don't know their butts from. Well. You get the idea.
That hilarious conversation last night was an exercise in true spontanegrity.
by Vincent Van Dazzled February 25, 2019
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Spoilt Brat

Someone who gets what they want as soon as they click their fingers.
OMG she is such a spoilt brat, she doesn’t even know she’s born.
by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019
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Spontaneous Combustion

When a male, typically going through adolescence, accidentally busts a nut for no reason.
Adam: Did you see what happened to Rick? We were in math and he accidentally cummed in his pants for no reason.
Dan: Shit bro, spontaneous combustion isn't it
by QueenOfRain April 16, 2019
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