snoff

a sneeze and a cough combined.

I just snoffed.

by miniaustralianshepherd1 November 21, 2020

Spaffa cake

When you jizz on a Jaffa Cake then eat it.

Those Spaffa Cakes are so tasty.

by Waynedip December 27, 2020

Scoffer

A large interbred specimen, usually humanoid that feasts on sympathy. They will go out of their way to make others miserable and attach themselves to a leader for protection.

James - "I'm really upset, woe is me"

Mark - "you're such a scoffer"

by Cleetus Mctickledicks January 12, 2021

Sloff

A caring, kind, and relatable significant other. One that is into you and doesn’t ever seem like they are never going to let you go. Typically in a relationship involving two men, sloff is a word that means your forever partner.

I love you, my sloff! I will take care of you forever until the end of time.

by Beeb_0204 April 25, 2021

soffuzzyman

toby is everyones favorite tiktok mutual, especially neo 😈 so sweet and kind n great to be around!!!

neo: hey mellohi whats tobys tiktok name again?
mellohi: its soffuzzyman you dumb bitch

by n3ological June 7, 2021

Smoffocate

When you suffocate a person while hugging them.

Be careful not so smoffocate somebody!

by KellyMills July 5, 2021

scoffa

Iritating young to middle aged grey haired male that has a resembalance to Phillip Schofield ( referee england vs Italy euro 2020 final)

You absolute scoffa that was never a freekick!

by Joshamiow July 11, 2021