Spadge bank

1. A mans jazz collection.
2. The female genitalia when filled with Semen.

1. 'Bloody hell dave. I'm dieing for a wank', 'Thats alright mate. You can borrow a bluey from my Spadge bank.'

by Redsoxrichie March 11, 2008

Skoad

Freshly dried semen or ejaculate

Dude, my skoad is all over that sock yo dont touch it!

by Ctrapdaddy May 27, 2016

Spadge

My opinion is practical

it's not cool just because someone says it is. e.g
"i heard that new film is awesome."
"nah, that's spadge!"

by Spadge Loski March 8, 2004

spade

A term meaning multiculturalism and diversity. It is never to be used in a racist way, that's the fake definition.

Look at this wonderful utopia, with all these spades, hearts, diamonds, and clubs.

by BasedDiscipleOfKEK May 2, 2016

spade

hm well liek "spade" is the name of a level paddle in danish,
but allso used as "goof/fool"

Wise guy to idiot: du er da en spade! (your a real goof!)

by Foll February 24, 2007

Spadger

-noun A MILF spotter, usually with a copy of the iSpy Book Of MILFs. Collectively, Spadgers

Did you see that Spadger outside the tube station? He was definitely "filling his book" after the over-40s pilates class finished at the local gym

by osc23 May 9, 2012

Shoads

An overwhelmingly huge amount of something. Abreviation of 'shit-loads'.

"man I got shoads of work to get through today"

by Becstar November 23, 2006