Dictionary Spelunking

When someone randomly flips/clicks through a dictionary ou of boredom, and what you are currently doing.

You: Man I'm bored....
*click, click, click*
You:...... Hey I previously didn't know what this random ass phrase I will never use meant! Dictionary Spelunking pwns!

by Dr. Crowley April 27, 2009

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spunk

See semen, cum, man chowder

I left her so fulla spunk...

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

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Originally termed in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut." Commonly mis-spelled as ass beehonker, this term refers to anal intercourse between two men. Splunking itself is decending into a deep cave, which is fitting.

"You ass spelunker! I'll kill you!

by The Masticator April 12, 2006

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Spunk-Weld

The result of fully dried seamen adhering two physical entities together.

Example 1

"Honey, I'm Spunk-Welded to the bed."

"I'll be in the garadge."

(Squirt)

"Ask me why I did it."

Example 2

"The wings on this Boewing 747 will never hold at that altitude."

"Don't worry, I spunk-welded it myself."

"Genius. You just made Captain in my book."

(Squirt)

"Ask me why I did it."

by Eric Hollerbach April 21, 2007

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Splunger

A person who 'scrapes' into a conversation and then, through poor communication skills and bad jokes, completely kills the conversation. They splunge it.

ashleigh- my dog threw up yesterday
connor- yeah my dog ate the sick
kiera- i have a cat.
ashleigh- kiera, scrape out.
connor- omg kiera is such a Splunger.

by ConnorAshleigh April 9, 2009

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