spanking the muffin

having sexual intercourse. "Spanking" referring to the act of sex, "muffin" referring to the vagina

I was spanking the muffin all night, yo.

by xAngelx July 22, 2006

klank spanking

A term used to completely insault a person which can not possible have a comeback as it was an incredibly overkill insault.

James: Fuck i droped my coke
Justin: You god dam mother fucking, cock sucking, homosexual, donkey fucking, rim job master of fucking retarded swamp donkey whore bag.
James: That was Klank Spankingtastic or
James: Klank Spanking to the max or
James: You Klank Spanked me bad or
James: Fucking Klank Spanking BITCH

by -=[TNC]=- October 14, 2005

sporking

when one person illegally spoons another person while they are already asleep/passed out. On the street its referred to simply as, "spoon rape."

Tory: (waking up and realizing) Alex!? Were you sporking me last night!?
Alex: Ahahaha Hell yeah I wasn't going to sleep on the floor!
Hank:(From his bed across the room) Ahahaha You spoon raped her! Sneak-a-spooning is a risky maneuver that could have easily backfired glad you didn't wake up with a blackeye!

by Cspearp December 15, 2011

Sporking

Verb- To spork: The act of flowering someones yard with colorfully decorated plastic disposable silverware.

Directions: Purchase sporks, paint handles green, paint fork ends in a variety of pastel colors to mimic tulips, jam sporks in targets front yard to create a brilliant annual garden display.

We had a wonderful evening filled with mischief last night! We went toilet papering and sporking!

by Krystenlovesbutterscotch November 22, 2013

whale sharking

when you are so hungry (read as menstrual or psycho - munchy)that you ingest food like a whale shark with your mouth wide open and eating vast quantities of whatever floats by.

I had PMS so bad I was whale sharking all night!!!!

by David Goetz January 19, 2009

sporking

the act of spooning that occurs before or after sexual intercourse.

two people spoon, one gets turned on then they have sex.

by tarren wilson August 12, 2005

snarkin

also known as "snarky", "snarking", "snark", etc. another word for PMS-in.

Kayla was flippen snarkin at me today.. so i bit her. what? what was i supposed to do? let her snark at me? NO THANKS.

by lauren fiZZle June 3, 2005