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Spanish Eyes

So I was getting a BJ from this Mexican chick the other day. She kept looking up at me with those spanish eyes, so I blew my load straight into them!
by Alejandrrrrro January 31, 2010
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spanish turnstyle

An act of love between two adults wherein the aroused male gently places himself into his partner's "business" while the partner swings their legs in the air like they just don't care. NOTE: Must be looking at a coffee table book about Spain while this is happening.
Guy, I totally did a Spanish Turnstyle with her. It was so good I wept.
by Beltloop Jones June 7, 2005
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Spanish Nazi Zombie

An undead spanish nazi, as seen in the game uncharted drakes fortune (i'm not making this up!)
Look! That beef wet unshaven man's getting chased by some Spanish Nazi Zombie's!
by Chimpskylark March 8, 2009
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spanish shotgun

when someone inhales the smoke of a menthol newport cigarette through their butthole then exhales it through a fart while someone else inhales the just released smoke from the other persons butt
jim wanted me to do a spanish shotgun after he did a spanish inhale
by a giant newport December 6, 2012
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Spanish

NOT A RACE!
It's not a race because it refers to people from Spain, and they are classified as whites.
If you are from Spain, and only spain, you are Spanish, but you are not hispanic.

Do not get it twisted.
Guy 1 - Why does this forum give Spanish as a race?
Guy 2 - Because it is.
Guy 1- No, its not. Spanish is being from Spain, not a race. I'm assuming they're trying to say 'Latino' or 'Hispanic'.
by Hispanics Are Smart, Too. January 28, 2009
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spanish police

"Police" from Spain who drive slowly around the streets of Spain (and other Spanish islands such as Majorca etc) peering agressively and apprehensively out of the windows at you. Every single one of them are arrogant, sexist and cowardly.

Very corrupt and racist. Get away with murder, literally in some cases, thanks to the deserted high hills of Spain and the liberal distribution of firearms amongst the force.

If you find yourself being apprehended by the Spanish policia, and you are Spanish or otherwise, be prepared for a severe kicking, either in the cells or down a back alley.

If you find yourself in police car and you know you're going to be spending a night in a cell, then I feel very, very sorry for you.
"I went on a holiday in Lanzarote and got kicked in by 6 policia for looking at them in the wrong way. No, really."

Spanish policeman - *kicks over a bin and then turns to tourist* Why you do that? Why?
Tourist - ...Huh?
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
by EL June 19, 2006
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stanus

Someone who is really, indescribably stupid, but who also resembles and has the idiotic qualities of a complete and utter anus. Usually said with such venom that the two words could not have been said individually.so we invented this one.
"Yehgetlostyoustanus"
by AlternativeFreak January 30, 2003
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