Simulated Anal

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.

Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.

by KaBoom August 14, 2014

Samuel

A person whos shy,funny,and smart.Samuels also loves video games,music and youtube.(WELL MY FRIEND SAMUEL)

Me:what do you call a cow without legs?
Samuel:what?
Me:GROUND BEEF
Samuel:XD

by STRONG PANDA31 January 18, 2018

fella simulator

a toy used by women for pleasure in abscence of a man

rampant rabbit to see 1 go to anne summers or if u live in selby good vibrations

by baddass mofo January 21, 2005

Samuel L. Jackson

Somebody who, if you are white, would probably make you kill yourself if you had to sit across from them on a train.

Samuel L. Jackson: Say what one more time mothafucka

by jrich69 May 21, 2006

Samuel L. Jackson Fan Club

The coolest club in the universe!

I wish I was in the Samuel L. Jackson Fan Club!

by Anynomus February 26, 2004

Samuel

Yustina’s man I love u boo boo

A Yustina’s Samuel

by Yus yus February 12, 2019

farming simulator 2013

A game almost entirely based on getting tractors stuck in trees and glued together, there is no escape from the magnetism of other tractors. Some of the main aims of the game is to actually figure out how to feed cows and/or carry a refrigerator with a front loader. Oh, also there's something to do with planting seeds. I think you also have to harvest them.

Person 1: I just found a game in the bin!
Person 2: what game?
Person 1: Farming Simulator 2013
Person 2: why does that not surprise me?

by resoplast February 14, 2015