Shite Castle

nickname for White Castle using the replacement word shite, which is brit-slang for shit.

Why did I eat that whole sack of sliders from Shite Castle last night? I am paying for it today.

by jammy2 August 31, 2010

Shatterbate

(v) The Act of Masturbating while taking a shit

"Shit, I really had to pinch one out when I was at Six Flags. I just decided to shatterbate in the bathroom"

by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw November 19, 2014

shite weather

a.k.a. Aberdonian weather, weather anomaly in Northeast Scotland in which you experience five seasons in a period of twenty four hours or in a matter of seconds. Can have rain, snow, wind 26 mph, blinding sunshine, two rainbows at the same time.

Check outside, the weather is so shite.

Yesterday was a shite weather.

Tom said the weather in Aberdeen is shite.

by ashishi May 27, 2016

shintermission

When you take a dump, finish and leave the bathroom, only to be back in the bathroom within 15 minutes for the second round. That short break between dumps is a shintermission.

Dude One: Now where is he? I saw him come back from the can, but I cannot find him.
Dude Two: He's back in the can again. You saw him during the shintermission.
Dude One: That's what can happen when you down two 28 ounce steaks.

by Coosey Junt May 14, 2016

shite

when you're around little kids or your grandma and start to say shit but you need to stop yourself

*stubs toe* "Oh, shi-...shi...SHITE"

by td14 May 6, 2018

Shite in a poke

Shite in a poke Scottish Slang for fuck off.

"Go shite in a poke bobby"

by Counfsed June 2, 2018

Shiite Muslim balls

A replacement term for using a "fecal explitive" ie: saying shucks, shoot, dang, crap

Mary says she won't go out with me... "Shiite Muslim balls!"

by Acmeusa July 3, 2018