Shirtyonerd.

A person who wears a shirt on his head in an attempt to be all gangsta.

Yo, perf, you is such a shirt-nerd Yo!

by Slim Jim Bean McGruff April 24, 2003

shortyest

a mixture of the words shortest and naughtyest to describe something short and naughty.

wow she's wearing the shortyest skirt ive ever seen!! and im liking it!!

by Michael Redwood May 10, 2007

shermy duggal

a hot bootilicious papacita!!

bani duggal<3 shermy duggal

by baniduggal February 23, 2008

Slerty

(1) To dress like a slutty nerd. (2) To be a slutty nerd. From the words slut and nerd.

The Librian was looking very slerty yesterday.

by David Bedington October 7, 2008

sherydee

what you call your mother when you think she's the best mother in the world.

my mom is such a sherydee, she totally didn't get mad when i called her a bitch!

by C!$C0 Kidd, February 2, 2009

Shorty that

1. I second that

2. Dibs..

1.
Person a:Hail Hitler!
Person b: Shorty that!
2.
Person a: Look at all these fine females!
Person b: I shorty the one in the blue shirt.

by Bunny Slipper Bitch July 31, 2011

shorty on smash

The girl you are sleeping with but she is not your main girl or wife. Normally you go out to a club and you meet a girl and have sex with her. Although the sex was great because you have a main girl or wife you cannot make this chick you main girl so she becomes someone you can have sex with but not a long term relationship. Usually this is a smut who has slept with many other people that ar in your circle of friends.

John: Joan is my shorty on smash because my main girl or wife is pregnant.

by teamnegativetweet February 6, 2012