Shaft

A mans and maybe a woman’s(hope not) private under there shorts that can get hard when they see something they like

Bro my shaft just got so hard when I looked at a picture of queen Elizabeth

by Chance_larger06 June 23, 2019

The American flag shaft

When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.

John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives

by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023

Strait Shaft

A dick that has absolutely zero curvature.

That banana looks just like freddy’s strait shaft

by Stanalost March 24, 2025

shaft grave

Noun. A shaft grave is when the dick is so good it completely blows out your pussy like a deflated pool float.

Yo dawg, Clarice got put into the shaft grave last week.

by Nippppppplesareweird August 20, 2020

Shitty Shafting

When her shit gets on your shaft

“Im into shitty shafting”

“Stacy and I were doing anal and she totally shitty shafted me”

by Jackattack then a bunch of #’s June 28, 2019

Shaft

Putting everything you got into something and getting screwed in the ass aka getting ripped off this word can also be used in mobile gacha games like DB legends to complain about not getting a certain featured unit on a summon banner after trying to get it for the 1 millionth time

You: dude I can’t get the new LF vegito blue I’ve already used about 30k crystals on this banner and still haven’t gotten him I got hit with the shaft

Friend: damn I got him like on my 3rd summon with only 5k crystals

You: fuck you

by Supasyanide May 15, 2021

Shaft Burn

When you are receiving a handski from your sexy time partner without any kind of lubricant resulting in a burning sensation.

"Bro I asked Melissa to give me a handski but she gave me shaft burn!"

by Kume39 November 13, 2015