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whaft shaft

when a man whafts the air from his shaft to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness
Phil got in from work and was wondering if he needed a shower... after a quick whaft shaft he realised he actually needed bleach
by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016
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shaft grave

Noun. A shaft grave is when the dick is so good it completely blows out your pussy like a deflated pool float.
Yo dawg, Clarice got put into the shaft grave last week.
by Nippppppplesareweird August 20, 2020
mugGet the shaft gravemug.

shaft juice

Anything excreted from the penis drunk as a juice sperm, piss, kidney stones, need I say more
by Shaft juicer February 22, 2022
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shaft licker

A smart remark a smart ass would use for someone he/she doesn't like
That ass whole over there is being a shaft licker.
by Sir Dingle Berry April 20, 2015
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Shafting

When one absolutely obliterates their pants with shit, usually when dealing with food poisoning
"Britta, where are you? You weren't in second period?"
"I'm shafting my pants so bad right now."
by Heeheeheeeeeeee June 9, 2023
mugGet the Shaftingmug.

Shaft Hammer

Same thought Process as 'You got Pwned'
Oh Damn! You cant go to the Party? Shaft Hammer!
by TechieD April 5, 2011
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shafting your doxie

Having casual sex with your favorite fuck-buddy.
Hey Mate, I heard you spent last night shafting your doxie.
by Bilgerat984 July 27, 2023
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