Yalking

Synonym for talking
Slang for performing various sexual acts

Can be used to confuse anyone

*mother walks into bedroom*
"Sandra, I ha- WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?! THIS IS A HOUSE OF GOD YOUNG LADY!"
"Mom, we were just yalking!"

by BalrogTheLog October 17, 2018

happy shaft

-- refers to the manner which a penis rises when the man gets an erection --

-- synonym for penis --

Apparently, he claims that his happy shaft is seven inches of the greatest man meat a woman could ever hope for. I think he's lying.

by BalrogTheLog January 19, 2017