stinky salami

STANKY cock

Damn Jeff’s girl said he’s got that stinky salami.

by Nunny April 10, 2022

Koci Selamaj

The grade A* bellend who thought it was acceptable to murder 28-year-old Sabina Nessa in September 2021. He is originally from Albania and was living in Eastbourne, UK prior to his arrest. He is now convicted of murder and is serving a life sentence with a minimum of 36 years before he can even be considered for release from prison by the parole board because he committed such appalling crimes and to be honest he should never ever be released after what he did.

Koci Selamaj is an absolute tool and I hope he rots away in hell like he deserves!!!

by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022

Origami salami

A technique handed down throughout the centuries, in which your salami is wrapped in a warm towel, in the shape of an origami swan. Only procured from the finest of Asian massage parlors.

When she finished the massage and I was feeling quite vulnerable, the origami salami technique calmed my nerves and also appealed to my sense of artistic expression

by Beyond the horizon September 14, 2022

Brooklyn Salami

In the Oscar award winning adult film “donald trump and hillary clinton fucking bernie sanders and megan parody”, the term Brooklyn Salami is used by the actor playing Bernie Sanders just before going down on the actress playing Hillary Clinton. The term is in reference to his penis, as he’s rather facetiously saying that his penis is comparable in size to uncut Salami. As for the part about Brooklyn, it’s unclear to modern linguists, considering that Bernie Sanders was a politician in Vermont and never ran with the intention of passing favorable legislation for the city.

Bernie- “I’ll tell you what, you’re about to get hit with the Brooklyn Salami!”

by Lunchbox Larry and The Crew February 1, 2023

burnt salami

When you burn salami.

The burnt salami tastes like a burnt toenail.

by Debskelly1985 March 15, 2023

Sami Salami

Sami Salami is when the pussy flaps of one named Sami, is slimy and as meaty as salami

Sami Salami pussy flaps

by Sami Salami May 7, 2023

michael salami

Michael Salami. the most handsome and most beautiful man you’ll ever see. He is so tall with curly hair and it’s so amazing. Having a michael salami in ur life is js amazing 😻😻😻

Look at Michael Salami. He’s so fine.

by Ashley Yepez May 25, 2023