A sexual act related to necrophilia where the body of a dead female is dug out of the ground by a group of people, while one person buries their face between the dead female's legs, and another person jumps on the cadaver's stomach, forcing the rotten, gelatinous fluids out of the vaginal opening. Spraying the decaying fluids onto the persons face.
John: Dude, what happened to Jim?
Jeff's brother, Dave: He went to prison for exploring his schmoo fetish with his fraternity. The prisoners stabbed him to death within the first hour he made it to prison.
Jeff's brother, Dave: He went to prison for exploring his schmoo fetish with his fraternity. The prisoners stabbed him to death within the first hour he made it to prison.
by The Douchebag in Tx September 16, 2023
Get the Schmoo mug.A term of endearment used to signal to your significant other that they are indeed in trouble for something that they haven't done yet but you are 78% sure that they will do in the next couple of hours that is unacceptable. If it could be translated into an action it would take the form of a butt-squeeze swiftly followed by a punch to the kidney.
Ugh...somethings not quite right...Sophie keeps staring at me and laughing uncontrollably without telling me what in the hard-boiled fuck is going on. Shes up to something and I'm obviously not going to appreciate it.. time to call her out.. "Youd better not schnoof me this afternoon, its as hot as a pair of tits in this car and I'm just not in the mood!"
"Why do you have to be such a schnoof when im doing my taxes online"
"Why do you have to be such a schnoof when im doing my taxes online"
by Zaccadacca93 November 2, 2023
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schmoova is a term used to describe an exceptionally attractive and charming girl. This word conveys a sense of admiration and positivity, suggesting that the individual referred to as a schmoova possesses qualities that make her stand out as exceptionally beautiful or perfect in the eyes of the speaker. It's a lighthearted and affectionate way to express admiration for someone's physical appearance and overall appeal
by bevlig December 12, 2023
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My source: me. I am Schmoopy all great and powerful.
My source: me. I am Schmoopy all great and powerful.
by SchmoopyPoopyTheBest December 24, 2023
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My source: me. I am Schmoopy all great and powerful.
My source: me. I am Schmoopy all great and powerful.
by SchmoopyPoopyTheBest December 24, 2023
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Get the Schmoop Group mug.The precursor to a schmoooo. Often occurs in the stars after several festive hot bois.
“Mate I’m full of schmooooos, fancy a couple of schmeeeees?”
“Mate I’m full of schmooooos, fancy a couple of schmeeeees?”
by Willy1981 December 26, 2023
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