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Schmoo

A sexual act related to necrophilia where the body of a dead female is dug out of the ground by a group of people, while one person buries their face between the dead female's legs, and another person jumps on the cadaver's stomach, forcing the rotten, gelatinous fluids out of the vaginal opening. Spraying the decaying fluids onto the persons face.
John: Dude, what happened to Jim?

Jeff's brother, Dave: He went to prison for exploring his schmoo fetish with his fraternity. The prisoners stabbed him to death within the first hour he made it to prison.
by The Douchebag in Tx September 16, 2023
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schnoof

A term of endearment used to signal to your significant other that they are indeed in trouble for something that they haven't done yet but you are 78% sure that they will do in the next couple of hours that is unacceptable. If it could be translated into an action it would take the form of a butt-squeeze swiftly followed by a punch to the kidney.
Ugh...somethings not quite right...Sophie keeps staring at me and laughing uncontrollably without telling me what in the hard-boiled fuck is going on. Shes up to something and I'm obviously not going to appreciate it.. time to call her out.. "Youd better not schnoof me this afternoon, its as hot as a pair of tits in this car and I'm just not in the mood!"

"Why do you have to be such a schnoof when im doing my taxes online"
by Zaccadacca93 November 2, 2023
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schmoova

schmoova is a term used to describe an exceptionally attractive and charming girl. This word conveys a sense of admiration and positivity, suggesting that the individual referred to as a schmoova possesses qualities that make her stand out as exceptionally beautiful or perfect in the eyes of the speaker. It's a lighthearted and affectionate way to express admiration for someone's physical appearance and overall appeal
Man 1: dude isn't that the girl you like?
Man 2: yeah it's schmoova, she is so perfect!
by bevlig December 12, 2023
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Schmoopy

A name for a schmoopy fellow.
“How’s schmoop doing?” (Shmoop is a nickname for schmoopy)

My source: me. I am Schmoopy all great and powerful.
by SchmoopyPoopyTheBest December 24, 2023
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Schmoopy

A name for a schmoopy fellow.
“How’s schmoop doing?” (Shmoop is a nickname for schmoopy)

My source: me. I am Schmoopy all great and powerful.
by SchmoopyPoopyTheBest December 24, 2023
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Schmoop Group

A group of schmoopys! Really in name huh? Nothing cult-like going on here.
Schmoopy 1: are you in the Schmoop Group?
Schmoopy 2: shhh! be quiet! yes I am.
by SchmoopyPoopyTheBest December 24, 2023
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Schmooooo

When you’ve done a couple of schmeeeees
The precursor to a schmoooo. Often occurs in the stars after several festive hot bois.

“Mate I’m full of schmooooos, fancy a couple of schmeeeees?”
by Willy1981 December 26, 2023
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