rectinal scan

It's the retinal scan of your brown eye.

- Chad, have you heard that Tyler is mandating biometric Digital ID for browsing and shitposting on ZeroHedge?
- Well then Brad, looks like I'll give Tyler my rectinal scan.

by xythras October 13, 2024

Chunks Scahill

The name for a man that is the father of Nick and married to Leanster. He is typically a pristine cook that specializes in cooking pasta and a tremendous athlete. He is also usually a very healthy weight. However he can get quite heated at Optimist Basketball and is very easy to rage bait

Cooper Sterling Myers: Yo dude I just rage baited the heck out of Chunks Scahill!
Lachlan James Blair: Now Chunks is gonna beat Nick!
Cooper Sterling Myers: Silly Chunks!

by Ben Strickland February 27, 2025

Leanster Scahill

A woman who is the mother of Nick and is married to Chunks. She can be quite the yapper but everyone is very fond of her. She knows how to whip the coupe and gives Cooper Sterling Myers aux from time to time. She also makes Benton Strickland apologize to basketball referees he disrespected.

Lachlan James Blair: Yo Cooper! Hop in the car! Leanster Scahill is whippin’ this ho!
Cooper Sterling Myers: Bet yo! I got aux right?
Leanster: Of course homeslice!

by Ben Strickland February 27, 2025

pan scan

ct scan of the head, facial bones, cervical spine, chest, abdomen and pelvis, originally used for patients with severe trauma but now used to prove those body parts exist.

Triage nurse: He broke his ankle/got punched in the nose/ was found on the floor next to his bed/ is demented. Pan scan.
ER resident: He looks ok, but he broke a bone. Pan scan.
Radiology attending: He's got an effing nasal bone fracture. What are they looking for? Why the pan scan.
Radiology resident: I don't know. I didn't ask.
Radiology attending: effing pan scan

by PGY25 April 8, 2025

Shuric Scan

It is the best (YTPMV) ever

IT WILL BE EVERYWHERE

ALSO I USED IT IN SCRATCH

BEACUSE I DO

I LOVE IT

MADE ON VEGAS PRO

I MADE A SHURIC SCAN
NO WAY LET ME SE ET

by thenumberblockslove June 15, 2025

Handle Scandal

When someone finds an unexplained, sticky surprise on their car door. Nobody knows who did it.

I went to leave work and there was a handle scandal waiting for me.

by FML@VL June 25, 2025

febler's scandal

sexual harassment of a young sir.

squeezing and/or feeling different parts of a male's anatomy.

The drunk hobo commited febler's scandal.

Jason gave my ass a squeeze, otherwise known as commiting febler's scandal.

by Master Debator May 18, 2006