When you have a lot of weed and you don't want to smoke it in any usual way, you throw lot of weed in your fireplace, while your mate is up, on the roof and he's getting one fucking hot shot right from the chimney.
Pete: Hey, mate where´s Kevin?
Dave (while throwing the weed into fireplace, grinning): He´s on the roof getting santa claused right now.
Dave (while throwing the weed into fireplace, grinning): He´s on the roof getting santa claused right now.
by funny_frog January 01, 2018
by PeteRepeat October 01, 2006
The other Little Tijuana located on the central coast in California. Its thirty minutes South of SLO and about 45 min North of Santa Barbara. What use to be a beautiful valley now looks like a city land fill.
Facebook Now has a page that a few thousand people feel that crossing over the Santa Maria Border feels like going into mexico aka Tijuana .
Also know for having the worlds best Strawberries and Santa Maria Stlye BBQ and Tri-tip.
Facebook Now has a page that a few thousand people feel that crossing over the Santa Maria Border feels like going into mexico aka Tijuana .
Also know for having the worlds best Strawberries and Santa Maria Stlye BBQ and Tri-tip.
by bubbles234 February 02, 2011
a slutty girls school in the nothern suburbs of melbourne who have shit teachers and pornstars for students.
"hey alessandra on our free period wanna go get laid?" "yeah cos santa maria sucks ass..mm i wouldnt mind doing that actually."
by hairydick February 12, 2008
{Butcher}: Here's your prime rib, all wrapped up real nice.
{Customer}: Thank you, and have a merry Christmas, Meat Santa!
{Customer}: Thank you, and have a merry Christmas, Meat Santa!
by Telephony December 05, 2018
you climb on a house roof and you take a big shit down the chimney so when they light their fire it smells like shit!!
by Michael Bolton6969 December 21, 2008
Codeword for the guy we depend on to deliver the good bud.
He don't just show up on Christmas Eve; but, he is rather erratic on his timing, dammit.
He don't just show up on Christmas Eve; but, he is rather erratic on his timing, dammit.
KELLY (on cell): Hey, Gary just thought I'd let you know: I haven't seen SANTA CLAUS. So, I guess it's 'whenever.' I wish he'd hurry up and at least gimme a call.
My boyz are itchin'.
GARY: "Well, maybe he's stuck in traffic. It'll be Christmas soon."
KELLY: "Alright, man. I just thought I'd let you know."
My boyz are itchin'.
GARY: "Well, maybe he's stuck in traffic. It'll be Christmas soon."
KELLY: "Alright, man. I just thought I'd let you know."
by Chingo Bolamongo October 10, 2006