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Sam

A super big thot. Ignores friends to talk to gingers. Extremely petty. Pretends to be hurt to get out stuff. Is addicted to caffeine and has coffee breath. And father has the dean of students at the high school.
Me: Why aren't swimming today
Sam: I have loose tendons
by sandwichmaker2004 December 6, 2018
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Sam

Sam messes with babies
Hey, Sam, ya can't mess with that baby. you have to wait till their all the way out
by solomon james January 23, 2019
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Sam

A male from native american decendence that acts gay and looks like a lesbian.
I talked to Sam today and he tried to grab my nips
by LONGDIKSTYLE September 21, 2016
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Sam

A very caring boy very smart and he will always be by your side. He is known to have a small penis but that doesn’t matter due to the kindness in his heart
Thanks for the pen! You should be a Sam
by Dave The Man With A Tan October 22, 2019
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Sam

If you’ve ever met a Sam , you’re a very lucky person. Sam is a very talkative but sweet guy , he hates hurting peoples feelings and will udually do anything to make it right . He likes to tease you a lot and sometimes doesn’t realize that you can be sensitive . When he’s adoring you he’ll usually shower you in compliments and loves to make you embarrassed. He’s really overprotective but he knows when to back off. Sam’s don’t usually share their feelings that often and if something’s wrong he’ll distance himself . He usually has a hard time opening up to people because he doesnt want you to worry about them . He loves hearing you laugh and they’ll make the stupidest jokes for it . They will say things like “ Oh my god , you’re so stupid sometimes “ but it’s just their way of showing they love you (or you may be truly dumb ) The Sam’s I have met will always cheer you up, he hates it when you’re upset . He will also send you videos off of youtube at 2:00 in the morning just because he feels like it , he’s a great guy and is loved by all. ( oh yeah , he’s hella cute ;) )
“ Sam is such a great guy

“Yeah , I know . She’s so lucky to have him”
by youreallycute:) April 8, 2019
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Sam

Total chodemaster, and pretty popular. People will laugh at anything he says.
"Dude, Matt just started cracking up after Sam said "take pictures". Wtf, he wasn't even trying to be funny."
by Chodemaster74 June 8, 2016
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Sam

I hate Sam.
by fdasfwaefaw December 29, 2017
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