rusty trombone

When a gay man is performing anal sex on another gay man while giving him a hand-job, so that the pleasure is (somewhat) mutual.

I suggested to my boyfriend that he give me a rusty trombone the next time we make love so that my moans will turn him on more and enchance the experience.

by Starman DV February 19, 2009

Rusty McNugget

When you dip your balls in to your partners asshole then pull out and put them in their mouth.

Hey Nate what happened last night? Oh man, my girl said she was hungery so I gave here some Rusty McNuggets!!

by Harry Johnstone December 16, 2008

Rusty Spork

Only the deadliest weapon in the history of mankind. Ever. EVER.

Walker: "I'm just about ready to kill God with a rusty spork."

by Gammasite December 28, 2007

rusty

when you havent done something in such a long time that you're not as good as you were before

man i havent played basketball in so long, i'm like wicked rusty

by Nicole February 21, 2004

rusty ukulele

Performing anilingus on a woman while fingering her vagina. Similar to a rusty trombone.

That bitch is so hot, I'm gonna give her the rusty ukulele.

by See_Em January 12, 2009

Rusty Titmouse

When a man inserts his big toe into a womans anus, while sucking her tits.

Chris wanted a Rusty Titmouse from Sarah for his birthday.

by GrandHoneybadger September 8, 2009

Rusty Snail

When a woman on her period drags her bleeding vagina across a persons bare chest. If nothing is obstructing the flow of period blood (example: tampon)a rust colored trail should be left behind.

Look guys! Eva gave me a Rusty Snail. I'm never bathing again.

by s-hammer April 3, 2009