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The Chinese roach 

The sex act were you stick a cockroach (or any bug of your or the recipients choice) in a orifice, it oringinated in China. It’s normaly done without lube, it’s normally considered unorthodox.
Joe: “How was the Chinese roach?
Brolly: Ahh man it hurt, I felt it in my liver, we used a centipede.
Joe: Oh damn, I used a grasshopper.”
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Papa Roach 

One of the best bands out there when their album Infest came out. But you have to admit that they have gone hill a lot with their new stuff. Such a disappointment they had so much potential.
Last Resort? She loves me not? The best songs ever!!!!!
Papa Roach by Ronto March 1, 2005

Melissa Roach 

Nice, hard working, over achiever, woman, pretty,

and best friends with stupid whores usaully named sam.
You are looking very melissa roach today.
Melissa Roach by 2sweet4you July 30, 2009

roachy roach

dude 1: wanna fish tonight?
dude 2: can't. no shrubbery
dude 1: well, i've got a couple roachy roaches we can smoke if you want
roachy roach by doubleu February 11, 2009

wet roach 

a blunt soaked in acid. dried, then smoked for one wild ride
"you got the blunts. i got the acid. lets make wet roaches"
wet roach by sumyungal May 14, 2010

hefer roach 

a word used when a girl is agitating you.
when some chick is bothering you,say......
get the fuck out my face hefer roach
hefer roach by briaW March 1, 2008

Refried Roach 

1. The roach of a roach; when the leftovers of a previous smoking session of a paper sort is re-rolled into a new smoking paper and re-lit
Jimmy rolled his roach into the blunt. After we were done, we clipped the refried roach.