Living in a van down by the river

A feeling of being a total failure or wanting to just give up on life. Can be seen a a passing depressed period of time. Where you just want to check out of life's Bull shit for a while.

Hey how are you Doing....
....right now? Living in a van down by the river.

by Jmvlam June 29, 2022

river oaks

the rich hood of Houston. nearly every kid who lives there goes to some private school cuz the HISD is embarrassing. A bitch ass place that Highland Park can't put nothin on.

-"man dallas is so much better than Houston. river oaks is a dump compared to highland park."

-"Bitch ill go river oaks on your ass!"

Houston>Dallas

by pipingrockforlife August 5, 2009

river trout

When the Hudson River collected sewage from surrounding communities, swimmers and fishermen referred to the floating turds as "river trout."

I swam from New Jersey to New York but the river trout got me.

by aegrotatio March 31, 2009

river horsing

When a fat pet or person has trouble jumping or climbing onto a couch or bed & their pudgy legs kick a lot in desperation, it can be said that that pet or person is "river horsing" as they resemble a swimming hippopotamus.

lol check that fat kid river horsing up into the back of that pickup truck!

by kismet & zee April 14, 2009

river bear

Is a term used to describe a gay male that has a hairy chest and stomach that is sexually attracted to younger guys that have very little body hair (often referred to as twink)

He is such a river bear going to the club every time it is college night.

by Agentof December 27, 2011

Rivan

Extremely handsome, one look into his gorgeous eyes, you will fall into a deep trance.

Oh look it's a rivan

by Dgdssddd December 5, 2021

River

River is the best person in this world and they will always be there for you.If you ever find a river always keep them and if you hurt my river i will hunt you down and LITERALLY KILL YOU. River is super nice and cool and will always take care of you no matter what even if they dont feel well or having a bad day.On the other part river can also be very weird and make weird noises.River is the best cousin and is like a mom to me.

"River is the best"
"i dont like River"
"say that again and see what happens."

by Go_Away1239000 December 8, 2022