Ricardo

Someone ur Inlove With

“I’m just in love with Ricardo his so hot”

by Wokk September 21, 2022

Ricardo Cruz Martinez

He is him. The ultimate Gigarick stands above all.

Watch out, you wouldn’t want to get in front of a Ricardo Cruz Martinez’s way.

by Thercmiv January 30, 2023

Ricardinho Pitt

Ricardinho Pitt is the name of the legend, that there is somewhere in this world a man so manly, so alpha male and so beautiful that he can penetrate woman's vulvas just by thinking about it. Legend says, he has the highest body count the world has ever seen, making Rasputin look like an absolute amateur.

His morning ritual is to send his screening Instagram messages to countless females around the area, looking for another chance to fool them into thinking he is the man of their children, when in reality, he's the highest form of a gigolo.

This extraordinary creature has never before seen ability to mate with the ugliest females, even when sober. Lastly, Ricardinho Pitt is a man who will not tolerate other man's lack of manlihood.

Girl: "Hi"
Guy: "I think I'm gonna Ricardinho Pitt her..."

by fabiofcferreira May 18, 2023

ricardo antonio bonilla

Him. He is the one who knocks. When he tells you too, you do. You may never question him, for he is Papa. Ily R.A.B. Also he is very strong and would def knock out all your mans. 😳😳

Ricardo Antonio Bonilla is that nigga

by poodls June 11, 2023

ricardoadrian

He’s typically a guy who doesn’t have much going on in that head of his. He struggles to keep any women due to lack of rizz. In the rare occasion that he does get a woman he would have a hard time pleasing her because of below average wiener.

He’s got no rizz, he must be a ricardoadrian.

by Very real man June 24, 2023

Ritard

I am going to name my son this to ruin his life.

Substitute teacher doing attendance: Ri-tard

Whole class: *laughs in order to shame Ritard*

Ritard: I hate you dad you ruined my life *he pulls out a gun to end his life*

Guy 1 "Hey Ritard what's it like to live a life of shame and anguish?"

Ritard *makes ritard noise like a pokemon*

by Ritards Future Father August 4, 2023

Rihards

Rihards is an amazing guy, he is a great friend that cares about his close ones. He has a beatiful smile and is really funny. Get yourself a Rihards in your life, you wont regret it!

“omg who is that amazing guy??”
“oh thats Rihards!”

by mjau07 August 24, 2023