retarded monkey

a monkey with brain illness

a annoying person.

everyone views matt dold as a retarded monkey.

retarded monkey by matt dold January 20, 2004

retarded semen syndrome

A rare off shoot from semen syndrome where the sufferer has in fact become mentally handicapped from sucking too much dick and swallowing loads of cum that comes from retarded people. these retarded people are in fact not as retarded as the cummee anymore, due to the volume of cum the cummee has swallowed and the levels of retardation the cummee has now obtained.

That dude has retarded semen syndrome
Wow what a spaz, i reckon he has retarded semen syndrome
Its rare that i see someone worse of than you mate, but that bloke over there, with retarded semen syndrome, hes fucked.

retarded semen syndrome by honneamise October 23, 2018

Retarded filth 

I am not this.

It doesn't matter what the retard does. It is retarded filth and I am not.

Retarded filth by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

Retarded Sniper 

a sniper in call of duty 4, who uses any of these of the following perks: Iron lungs,juggernaut,overkill,martyrdom,uav jammer or extreme conditioning

wow look at that retarded sniper. He has uav jammer and extreme conditioning on his sniper. (i dont see snipers running for long distances do you??) what a dumbass

Retarded Sniper by m16 pro March 2, 2009

retarded left 

When a grown person can't distinguish right from left, right becomes his/her retarded left.

"Which one is it?"
"The one on the left."
"This one?"
"No, that's your retarded left."
"Oh."
"You're such a retard."
"STFU, asshole."

retarded left by JDBJr December 1, 2006

retarded hooker 

Retarded Hooker means your a retarded cheap ass

my father is a retarded hooker

retarded hooker by jim jackson May 28, 2008

Retarded Seal

A retarded seal isn't really a seal. He's accually an asshole who dosen't say hi to you when you say hi to it/him. Retarded Seals are quite stupid ovbiously from the name. They usually have jew-fros and say "WHAAT?!" all the time. Retarded Seals also have Type 1 Diabetes along with ADD. They are sad poeple with very big eyebrows who might just be loners for the rest of their lives. They also usually walk around school thinking they're the shit. Retarded Seals also have the tendency to have really stupid and annoying laughs and they absoutley positivley do not know how to spell for their lives.

Alice: "Did you see Mark today?"
Rian: "Yeah, he was a total Retarded Seal."
Alice: "I know...he failed his spelling test too."

Retarded Seal by i love strawberries(: <3 June 8, 2011