raping chocolate

raping chocolate is eating your chocolate so fast you accidentally rape it in your mouth. raping chocolate is only acceptable in the privacy of your home, not in public

guy1: OMNOMNOM

guy2: Dude, stop raping your chocolate

guy1: I'm sorry for raping chocolate

by DontLaugh August 25, 2013

Raping Walls

The act of blowing up another person's Facebook wall. Usually committed by a group who go back and forth writing random phrases or stories on the person's wall so when they check Facebook they believe they've gotten lots of love. However, their wall has just been raped.

Person #1: "What you doing?"
Persons #2: "Nothing much just raping walls on Facebook with my crew."
Person #1: "Haha! That's classic!"

by BarjaBlast July 29, 2011

axe rape

When someone sprays you with so much Axe body spray you feel violated from the very smell.

Party A: Surprise! Your about to get Axe raped!

Party B: Ugh now I feel violated.

by spex554 July 21, 2009

Puppet Rape

An act in which sex is forced upon a puppet, either in order to fulfill personal gratification, or to end the life of said puppet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DD0pBgotC0

I'd say judging by the ruptured dorsal cavity, and the shattered interior ligaments, this was Puppet Rape.

by Detective Jammie December 17, 2008

Hair Rape

When one comes up behind someones back and messes up their hair.

Dude, Jim just got hair raped!

by Mu$!cQuEen'16 October 6, 2011

Beat Raped

When a dancer anticipates the dropping of the beat at the usual time, only to be thrown off when it drops a beat or two later.

Jack was way ahead in the World Air Guitar championships, until he got Beat Raped halfway through.

by Seamus Fitzrobert August 26, 2009

rape satchel

To rape someone so hard in a type of competitive environment, there are only partial bodily remains left. These remains are then stored in a satchel to confirm the severity of the rapeage.

Dude! I totally laid the rape satchel on you in that last round of Black Ops!

by -Samax- December 16, 2010