UD Rape

retards who use UD exclusively for:

1. posting pictures of themselves
2. not defining, but trash-talking various celebrities, bands, trends, etc.
3. one of the WORST...Trying to define
a.their own names,
b. other's names, or
c.bragging or bitching about a stupid rich area in their town,
d. or a school.

These people must stop defining because they`re ruining UD. Oh, and stop putting links to your myspace, you pretentious twats. Personally, I`m an editor, and have been cracking down even more on UD rape definitons..So watch out SPAMers. The UD editors will keep your pointless definitions from ever being seen.

Oh, and all of UD seems to be homophobic...Maybe I should make a pro gay definition and see how many thumbs down it gets!
1. "chek out this sexay pic of me...i am the queen of scene" --me <stupid image of some fugly fat chick with too much makeup on taking a snapshot of herself in the bathroom>

2. OMFGZZ! Lyke FEMINEM iz soooo dum yallz! hez a FAG LMAO. him an dr dre giv eachother BLO JOBZ! LOLZ!

3. a. Jenine:
The sexiest girl alive. Used for when someone is completely hot, sexy, and cool.
Example: Person1:Look at that sexy girl, she's such a Jenine!

b. Anna:
a ReAlLy SlUtTy GuRL!!!!111! ShE hAs EvErY STD iN tHe BoOk!!!!!!11!!!! aLl TeH gUyZ uSe HeR fOr A qUiCk F*Ck!!1!!

George:
Conniver! He'll seem like he loves you! But then hell drop you like a lead ballon! Watch out girls, he's known for making out with the school slut in the bathroom! I hope he effin DIES!
c. Winstonville:
All the stupid, rich, jock, republican, slut christioans liv there! all their daddies buy them expensive cars for their sixteenth birthdays! they haev good parties because their parents are never thar! theyre always drunk! no one likes those stupid preps! the winstonville girls are skanks and wear their skirts so high you can see their thongs!

d. St. Evans:
All the girls are sluts and they gasp when you walk all over the emblem, but deny being there. They bitch about the uniforms but yet on free dress day they always wear the same high-collar preppy outfits! Skanks! blah blah blah blah blah

Listen everyone: NO ONE GIVES A FUCK! IF YOU HATE THEM SO MUCH TELL THEM THAT TO THEIR FACES!

And stop defining EMO and scene! There's like a bajillion defs already.
by bloodflower August 27, 2005
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Air Rape

When someone directly in front of you is bending over to pick something up, you start air humping them without them knowing.
Johnny: I just had an Air Rape session with Francie.
Bob: Sweet!
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stachetory rape

an aggressive mustache ride given to an unwilling partner
Sharon accused Tom of stachetory rape after he pulled her on to his face.
by rusty bedsprings August 18, 2012
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axe rape

When someone sprays you with so much Axe body spray you feel violated from the very smell.
Party A: Surprise! Your about to get Axe raped!

Party B: Ugh now I feel violated.
by spex554 July 22, 2009
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Beat Raped

When a dancer anticipates the dropping of the beat at the usual time, only to be thrown off when it drops a beat or two later.
Jack was way ahead in the World Air Guitar championships, until he got Beat Raped halfway through.
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Throat raping

The act of fucking ones throat while concious or not, while willing or not.
Ever since I've been taking these boner pills my girl has been getting a throat raping nightly.
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raping chocolate

raping chocolate is eating your chocolate so fast you accidentally rape it in your mouth. raping chocolate is only acceptable in the privacy of your home, not in public
guy1: OMNOMNOM

guy2: Dude, stop raping your chocolate

guy1: I'm sorry for raping chocolate
by DontLaugh August 22, 2013
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