awesome randomness

What you have. It's catchable, so just be it. Feel it. Express it.

MWAHAHAHAHA

"Yeah and then I bought the CUTEST shirt- PEANUT BUTTER!!" "HAHAHAHahaha wait...what?"

by Pumpkinjack November 15, 2004

random dreidel

A random dreidel is an act of sexual nature. It is when a woman decides to shift positions by spinning her entire body while on top. This is accomplished usually in a quick motion which usually hurts the man because his cock becomes twisted without warning.

Guy 1: Why are you holding your crotch?

Guy 2: My woman last night decided to pull a random dreidel.

by Phillip Kaltenbach June 11, 2006

Random Button

The button you push while on Urban Dictionary when you have too much time.

What to do... Well here goes nothing!

*pushes the Random Button*

Goatse NEXT! NEXT! NEXT!

Meat Spin Oh you've gotta be kidding!

Alabama Hotpocket Now I finally know what that means...
Okay... Well here goes nothing!

by John Doe? February 28, 2013

Chinese random

A person of Chinese descent, who happens to be in a situation, although is not an essential part of it. Their presence isn't part of "the plan". The term is frequently used by university students, to describe their housemate constitution.
Possibly considered offensive.

Sarah: Who are you living with this year?
Sean: A guy called Rich who I lived with last year, Jesse, off our course and a chinese random...

by NapalmStxToKids July 16, 2008

what the random

expression of exasperation or confusion, such as "what the fuck", "what the hell," etc. should be used exclusively when one hears or encounters something particularly strange, non-sensical, and random.

Ben - So now my mom is sending me to this Christian youth camp thing.

Me - Wait, what the random? Aren't you guys Jewish?

by bokonon June 12, 2005

Random Chick

*As defined by Antonio Morales* ran-duhm - chik Abbreviation; RC. Random Chick - a female easily persuaded or easily manipulated or easily influenced or easily convinced, to engage in sexual activity. i.e one night stand. (An RC's name is unimportant and unnecessary.)

So I was banging this RC (Random Chick) last night right...

facebook.com/Randomchickchronicles

by Mr. Big Deal March 8, 2011

Random

what words could possibly describe this one? these : usually something is considered random when it happens out of the blue , i.e. someone appearing unexpectedly or an event occurring when you least expect it. random is the best thing to ever happen in the history of the world.

While going on a random walk throughout the neighborhood, the two friends randomly saw them and preceeded to make a random dance throughout the street.

by KBKBKB June 24, 2003