My boi Rancho

Something u say when u talk about a friend of yours but you don’t want to reveal his name

So me and my boi rancho shoplifted so much that we were practically an expert at getting away with it.

by YuOfTheNight April 1, 2019

Butter Miking the Ranch

When Someone Cums in a partly used bottle of Ranch Dressing and puts it back in the fridge for others to use.

I caught My roommate Ryan using the Ranch I bought without asking me first. That's why I Butter Milked the ranch last night. One ever caught me Butter Miking the Ranch!

by Beekeeper Jeff April 19, 2019

Hop on Slime rancher

play slime rancher alone

"im gonna hop on slime rancher"

by GuryGurl July 1, 2021

parking lot ranch

Is a thick, hot, creamy load of cum that you find in the front or back seat of your vehicle. Can also be shot out next to your car if receiving a blow job while standing in the door opening.

As I was walking through the Walmart parking lot, I saw a gentlemen making fresh parking lot ranch in the backseat of his car with the local trap.

by Mben22075 November 1, 2023

ranch hand

the hand you use to jack off and get your cum or sperm on.

I don't really have a ranch hand

by lazyassloser April 5, 2004

Jolly Rancher

When a man puts super glue on his penis and slaps a black man in the ear lobe with it until they are legally siamese twins connected by "Penis to Earlobe Bond"

This move was performed in 1989 by a one armed hooker named Steve.

I gave Lindsay Lohan A jolly rancher in the late 90's when the bitch gave me the wrong drink at McDonalds.

Wow jimmy, Look at that dumb asshole with a Dick stuck to his earlobe.

by Lebron Fucking James October 22, 2011

slime rancher

A person who grows algae for a profit and/or a paycheck.

She's a skilled slime rancher,.

by algaeforenergy December 8, 2010