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Instant Ramen

Having a woman on your shoulders, pick her up slightly and spin her around putting her vaginal area on your face, leaving no choice but to indulge in your quick meal.
Chris: Dude, this chick went on my shoulders, so guess what bro happened.

Greg: Instant Ramen?

Chris: Instant Ramen.
by EnragedJekyll March 1, 2016
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top ramen

the process where I pop my dick in a skanks mouth and she procedes to suck me off before I skull fuck her
"Damn that bitch gave me some fucking good top ramen noodle last night!"
by phr34kr December 12, 2004
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Ramen Noodle

Noun-A person who partakes in extra stupid or odd activities
Verb-The physical act of doing something incredibly stupid or odd
Wow, Steve is such a ramen noodle.
Ben! You're ramen noodling!
by SenioritaAmore November 1, 2010
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Rakey

When someone's being a spastic or doing spastic 'rackey' things
Stop being so fucking rakey

Fucking rake

You look like such a mug rn u rake
by Banks111 August 22, 2017
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Rakey

This is a silly word that could be used to save you in many unwanted, awkward, hostile situations to lighten the mood and give a genuine sense of humor.

Imagine this, you're arguing with your boyfriend, your mid fight and someone's yelling "what the f*** is wrong with you" and the other person just says "I don't know. I'm just rakey!" What would u say? I would laugh my ass off. I tried it the other day in an argument with my mom. She was like what is wrong with you? Do you not think?? I replied with "I don't know mom maybe I'm just rakey " long story short she didn't get it at first but she ended up laughing when anything she said I replied with "Rakey. " Defiantly thought I should let the world know of this funny word that's quite versatile and can be used in almost any sentence.
"What are we doing tonight ?"
"Rakey"
by B❤️ January 11, 2020
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Hot Ramen

Dude, don't eat the sushi, John hot ramened it.
by The_Great_bepowski August 19, 2013
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Ramen Noodles

It is pronounced ray-men not rah-men as every body else pronouces it
i would like to eat some raymen noodles tonight
by Don Soulak April 5, 2004
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