Rug rats

Rats that eat toes and hide in rugs

I found out that my toes were missing so I hit the rug with a machete because of the rug rats

by J L L Tolkhein November 22, 2021

Rez Rats

Rez Rats are the best Cuzzens! No one messes with a Rez Rat because if you do then you mess with all the Rez Rats! They’ll mess you up! Rez, Prooge, Channay, Smalice, Juc, Sally, Crem, Squid, Rice, Whit, Kaci, Kara, and Jer. They’re also Funny.

“Did you see the Rez Rats?” “What?Where? We better go” “Yeah don’t want to mess with the Rez Rats today! No sir”

by Channnay.D July 15, 2019

rats

CRS-"soon"

we will nerf all your equipment "soon"

by sillyn00b February 13, 2003

tattered rags

1) Hobo clothing
2) Hobo housing

1) My tattered rags are caught on your coffee table.
2) Oh sheezy! My tattered rags are gone! Where will I live?

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

Glad Rags

What a women will use when on her period, normally a Sanitary Towel

"You got any Glad Rags?"

by Weezal489 December 9, 2008

rats' alley

Though commonly misconceived as the anal canal through which gerbils at times migrate, a la Richard Gere (that region is better termed "gerbils' boulevard of broken dreams"), rats' alley is a horse of another color. Rats' alley is, in point of fact, not only the anal canal, but also the oral, vaginal, optical, nasal, auditory, wound-ary, navel, penile, areolar, carpal, and phallangular canals through which rats at times not only migrate but defecate upon.

"Did you see all the rats in Julia Roberts' rats' alley last night? She looked like that girl from Indiana Jones!"
-Steven Spielberg

by The Phantom Menace November 20, 2007

rats

disgusting squirrels without furry tails that crawl around your house looking for food

Rats carry fleas.

by supercutekid November 19, 2011