Procrastination

To not do something you should've done before,

commonly used when talking about homework and projects in school,
but can be used with other things too.

Person 1: Have you finished that project for Spanish class yet?

Person 2: No, I should've finished watching it yesterday but procrastination has taken ahold of me.

by DatOneHoe October 27, 2016

Procrastibation

When you are working but can't deny the impulse to sneak out a cheeky wank.

'What are you doing right now?'

'I'm procrastibating.'

'Bro when you gonna get those vocals over man need to get the mix complete and deadlines in a week'

'I'm sorry man, been procrastibating too much'

'Work and play should be separated. Procrastibation is not to be trifled with lightly.'

by Sol Arc Nil January 10, 2017

Procrastibation

To delay or postpone action; put off doing something to masturbate.

Teacher: "Jake did you do your homework last night"

Jake: "No I'm sorry I was up all night doing some procrastibation"

"Yo bro I failed all my tests today. I was up all night procrastibating"

by Procrastibator OG January 18, 2017

Procrastibating

When you masturbate to put off doing work.

"Did you finish the packet?"
"No, I was procrastibating and fell asleep."

by Vape Daddy April 25, 2017

procrastimasturbating

Self pleasure at a time when you've got more important things that you are avoiding doing.

"Are you still procrastimasturbating? I haven't got all night!"

by Tictactoes August 16, 2017

Procrastidating

When you go on a date with someone to put off doing something that you really must do.

"I should have been writing my essay last night, instead I was procrastidating this guy I met on Tinder"

by @millierossinc September 7, 2017

Procrastination

Watching YouTube for hours on end until at 12 am where you realize that there is homework due the next day but says "fuck it" and rushes to do it 3 minutes before class starts.

How to live a very jacked up life, keep on procrastinating

Hence procrastination

by Averymatthewbesson November 20, 2017