prison stew

When you take a big dump and don't flush it.

Dude, I had my buddies over for the weekend and one of them left a hearty batch of prison stew in my toilet.

by Gusbus89 January 30, 2016

Prison pillow

When you’re at a hotel and don’t have enough pillows so you use an empty pillow case filled with dirty clothes to craft your own make-shift pillow.

Andrew: “I’ll go and ask reception for a new pillow”
Kate: “Say no more fam, I’ll make you a prison pillow instead”

by Cristy Snow Job December 25, 2017

prison man

A man who is also half prison, and a common hero who is also famous for eating cars.

Thank goodness, prison man is here to cuff this criminal.

by the second nigerian June 8, 2018

Prison Wash

The act of attempting to appear clean, by simply spraying yourself with deoderant/aftershave instead of actually having a shower.

John was late to work from a night out on the town, he had no time for an actual shower and so opted for a Prison Wash instead.

by gizaclue October 8, 2014

British Prison

Australia

Bruce: Yeah, mate i'm from good ol' British Prison

by EddieGuadolupe April 4, 2020

prison yank

When someone grabs you by the balls and gruesomely yanks them as hard as they can. This can result in either an extreme case of blue balls or a ripped appendage altogether.

Fred: Why is Jeremy holding his fucking nuts like that?
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.

by rustyspoonz July 21, 2014

Prison Dump

Flushing the toilet the moment your log hits water. This is especially courteous if you plan to loiter on the pot for an extended time post-deposit. In prison, you would likely become “the belle of the ball” if you had the gall to spread your stink. Never roost upon your waste.

Person 1 - “bro you were in there for a while, is it safe?”

Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes”

by Pardig September 6, 2021