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Precalculus

A euphemistic term for a course study on middle-school and high-school algebra and trigonometry for those who have to read calculus, or who have flunked their calculus before—a prerequisite for those who sign for STEM modules in college.
Without precalculus, the chances of someone graduating with a STEM degree are quasi-zero.
by Numerati June 19, 2025
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Practify

(verb)
/ˈprak-tə-ˌfī/

Definition:
To diminish or critique a luxury, aesthetic, or aspirational object or decision by raising a practical or utilitarian concern—typically one that is technically valid but contextually irrelevant to the owner’s priorities.

Practifying often reflects a projected worldview where all decisions must conform to sensible, practical, or efficiency maximizing logic, even if the object or feature in question was never intended to optimize those traits. These critiques may be cost-conscious rationalization, but just as often, they are averse to the loss of peripheral utility that has nothing to do with the objects purpose or appeal. It’s a form of performative rationalism, deployed by non-owners or spectators, and often says more about the practifier’s discomfort, envy, or need for justification than about the object itself.

Practifying is often rooted in protecting utilitarian expectations, even when these expectations are misplaced.

In short, to practify is to insert practicality into a conversation where practicality was never the point.


Origin:

From practical + the suffix -ify (meaning “to make or render”).
By analogy to “justify,” it implies the performative or reactive nature of the behavior.


Common Characteristics:
The critique is practical, minor, and often obvious.
It’s raised unprompted, even though the owner has already accepted the tradeoff.
It stems from a mix of envy, self-rationalization, or aesthetic discomfort.
1. “The moment I mentioned buying a vintage Jaguar, my uncle started to practify it by warning me about maintenance costs—as if I hadn’t already researched that for months.”

2. “People love to practify anything they don’t personally desire. I post my floating staircase, and suddenly it’s all, ‘Good luck child-proofing that!’”

3. “You know you’ve made it when someone practifies your espresso machine for not having a steam wand ‘powerful enough for a café.’”

5. “That comment thread was just a practify pile-on. One guy warned about gas mileage, another about cupholders, and no one mentioned the thrill of driving a supercar.”

“It’s wild how often people practify luxury watches with, ‘You know your phone tells time,’ as if that’s a revelation.”

“There’s a difference between useful critique and practifying—one helps improve a design, the other just reveals you’d never buy it anyway.”

Alternate Forms:
Practified (adj.):
“The designer bag got totally practified in the comments.”

Practifier (noun):
“There’s always one practifier in every subreddit thread.”

Practification (noun):
“I expected excitement, but instead I got a practification about power consumption.”
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Practice

This is clearly a practice you engage in where you call things other things to obfuscate what's actually happening.
Hym "And clearly this isn't a sociological phenomenon. It's a practice you engage in. I'm not participating in it. No discipline. I'm not doing a discipline. You don't have to be happy I exists. Pay me for that or I will kill a kid. I don't care what you threaten me with. Your not standing up to a bully. I'm not fucking around and finding out. You have been harassing me for years and now you've stolen my work and are trying to ignoring I don't care what you call it. If you do not stop ignoring I am going to kill someone's kid. You don't have the right to do this. I'm not going through the proper channels."
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Precariacide

noun pre·car·i·a·cide /prəˈkɛəriəˌsaɪd/
Definition:
The deliberate abandonment, marginalization, or destruction of the Precariat—those living in chronic economic instability—through systemic neglect, austerity policies, and the erosion of social safety nets. A form of eliminative poverty where the poor are not merely ignored, but structurally erased.
“The administration’s refusal to fund housing, healthcare, or living wages is not just policy—it’s Precariacide.”
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the plectron

bigger then the galaxy and the universe. the biggest form of measure ment for the stars!
rob tryed to tell tori about the plectron but she didnt believe him.
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batting practice

batting practice tonight after work?

dude i'm down
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kingwood practice

something satan uses to punish mass murderers and criminals
i had kingwood practice today... fml
by todom23 September 16, 2009
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