Porting

The act of texting someone and watching porn at the same time without them knowing.

Ex1: Boy 1- "Dude last night i was so porting Jessica."

Boy 2- "Dude Noice"

Ex2: Mel- "oh yes baby."

Jane- "Mel u better not be porting me"

by Patty Dilson June 15, 2014

poking the pope

a word for female masturbation

hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope

by big boi con October 31, 2015

poping a juicy

Popping a juicy is when you do anything exciting and you pop a juicy

My water fell that's poping a juicy

by Rigopopinjuicy July 10, 2016

Potting

Word used to describe the act of smoking insanely questionable amounts of marijuana, related to the word "potted" meaning to be high as fuck

Dude, wanna go potting with me? Mann..Im aleady potted

by 9milepotters January 12, 2017

poking turtle

when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.

"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."

by Sometimes. February 17, 2017

Poping a solid

Pooping

Where's dad?

He's poping a solid

by Potatovodka July 7, 2017

Potting plants

Getting cummed in

Man i put a really nice plant in her pot;
Im potting plants

by Laret December 10, 2017