piss midget

an 'innovative' term used by Bernard Black in the UK television series 'Black Books'.
Commonly assumed to mean a person of little worth.

'of this, and many other things I am an innovator, which is why i feel free to address you only as..........piss midget'

by Kat Priddy September 5, 2006

Piss kink

yummy drink

ME: i luv piss, i def have a Piss kink
ew hater: go die

by iheartdilfsxxooxoox July 10, 2021

Piss Bag

A recepticle for urine attached via a catheter, as worn by old people and Craig David

" I'm getting pig sick of pissing t'bed .... been to see the doctor - he's fitted me with a piss bag - bo selecta!"

by Peregrine Falcon February 1, 2004

Wedgie Piss

When a person is given a wedgie then they pee themselves from embarrassment or they already had a full bladder.

Once I got dared to get a wedgie piss. I had to drink a gallon of water then was hanged in the closet for hours. When I finally couldn't hold it anymore I drenched my pants in piss.

by Yivo June 24, 2010

Piss grenade

A can of beer, you pull the pin and after a period of time you need a piss.

Yo, bro, chuck me another piss grenade.

by SpeshalEd January 8, 2012

piss rifle

The piss induced erection men wake up with,usualy after a few beers the night before.Second only to diamond in atomic rigidness it is impossible to bend down towards the toliet bowl for a hit and miss,forcing men to go walking the plank.
AKA: Dawn Horn,Morning Root,etc

Jesus christ,put that thing away you pervy little fuck!!

Sorry Mum,these boxers weren't built for piss rifles.

by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004

Pissing About

Not being sensible. Doing something pointless while others are trying to get things done. Or just wasting peoples time in any sense.

"James, stop pissing about! I'm trying to get a very important despatch out!"

"Don't have a go at me, Steve's not even at work today, at least I'm doing something!"

"Checking for drugs and porn in the lockers isn't helping!"

by Wingy July 17, 2006