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Pillow Fucker

Imagine you're having missionary sex with a guy and he's not kissing you or paying any attention to you whatsoever. Rather, he's got his grunting face buried into a pillow while he uses you for a fuck bag.
Ew, I feel so cheap after having sex with that pillow fucker last night.
by HillyD August 12, 2007
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Booty Pillow

The world's first male comfort pillow.

A pillow shaped like a butt meant to replicate the feeling of laying on a girl's butt and the small of her back.
My girlfriend didn't let me take a nap on her butt so I used my Booty Pillow instead and it was just as comfy
by Booty Pillow Man October 8, 2011
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death pillows

Death pillows are also known as ravioli, the term is used mostly by submariners. Typically used as midrats(midnight rations).
Guy1: they're serving death pillows in crews mess
Guy2: fuck me, death pillows are awful
Guy3: shut up, nub, death pillows are the greatest thing since sliced bread
by Jack Nom June 21, 2019
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shitty pillow

when you shit on somebody's pillow, push there face in it, and dick slap them in the back of the head until you come
i gave lisa a shitty pillow last night
by b and a 6 shooter June 25, 2009
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Beef Pillow

An extremely large carne asada burrito filled so full of beef that you want to rest your head on it.
Dude, this Beef Pillow from Rudy's Taco Shop is muy delicious.
by mcjizzle January 18, 2010
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Pecker Pillow

A wad of toilet paper you place on the edge of the toilet seat in a public restroom that you rest your pecker on so it doesn't rub all over the missed urine, feces, and other "elements" that cover the toilet seat.
That toilet seat was gross, I though I'd catch something If I let my dick touch it.

Should have used a pecker pillow.
by Josh the canadian August 3, 2010
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pillow dust

to rub your junk on someone's pillow as a secretive form of revenge
I'm tired of my roommate's girlfriend always staying the night so I'm going to pillow dust him.
by hathey'llneverknow May 11, 2012
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