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phone hypothermia

when you use your phone while it charges and it loses battery faster than it charges and it eventually dies
stevie wonder: goddamn it, my phone contracted phone hypothermia

jebron lames: has it died?

stevie wonder: yeppy smeppy
by JLames_06 June 17, 2018
mugGet the phone hypothermiamug.

Phone Batter

Shooting cum on your phone screen while watching porn
Should have moved my phone out of the way while I was watching porn, now it has phone batter on the screen
by Eye Glass Pimp September 12, 2015
mugGet the Phone Battermug.

kosher phone

It is the most kosher a phone can get. A phone called "Quaha-Sarah" (sounds suspiciously like our matriarch), free of the modern day tumah and pritzus of the traditional smartphone, this phone will make you the frummest on the block. If you want to create an even stronger gedder, you can even TAG your kosher phone to ensure your flip phone is truly Mehadrin.
"Yo, is your phone even kosher bro?"
"Yeah, it's a kosher phone!"
by internlyfe January 25, 2021
mugGet the kosher phonemug.

Phone Gaandu

A person hailing from India who tries to deceive you out of anything of value using the telephone. They claim to want to lower your credit card interest rate but ask for your credit card information over the phone.
“Hold on a second, have another call- ah never mind it’s just the Phone Gaandus trying to get my credit card number. Go on..”
by Cheebcrazy May 20, 2019
mugGet the Phone Gaandumug.

Phone Abyss

The term "Phone Abyss" refers to the area of the front of a vehicle between the seats and the center console where you may drop items and never find them again i.e. your phone. The word has been used by Jimmy Tatro in his webisode "My Key", where he loses his keys only to find them in the area that he refers to as the "phone abyss".
Christian- "Dude, have you checked the phone abyss?"

Jimmy- "The phone abyss..... dude I've lost like six phones in here!! But my keys??....... My keys....

Jimmy- "I FOUND THEM!!"
by Peterpufferbelly August 17, 2013
mugGet the Phone Abyssmug.

phone slave

A person whose talking and/or texting on a cell phone makes them inconsiderate of the people around them, and careless in their daily routines. Sometimes to a level that endangers themselves and others.
He almost got him by a car by being a phone slave, not looking where he was going while texting in the street.
by LeNair Xavier August 21, 2015
mugGet the phone slavemug.

phone cancer

The slow death of a phone. Symptoms include freezes, loss of battery life, and broken buttons. Affects older iPhones.
"Hey, why aren't you using your iphone?"
"I can't. The phone cancer took it away from me.
by RugbyGuy78746 December 9, 2010
mugGet the phone cancermug.

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